#2552 - Ehsan Ahmad & Deric Poston

“want you shacking up. He doesn't want he doesn't like it, Joe. Is that real that God is that in the Bible? Doesn't the Bible tell you you can't have sex before you're married? It must in some way. It must say some version of two. I don't think so. Let's ask perplexity.”

“Actively persecuted early Christians and voted for their deaths. Although the Bible does not explain that. It doesn't explicitly describe him striking a fatal blow with his own hands. So, he definitely called for the deaths and was responsible for the deaths of people. Yeah. Go back.”

“You couldn't even read. Yeah. And I- Priests read it. So, this is in the 1500s. It wasn't until the 1500s that they had phonetically transcribed and translated the Bible into other languages, so you could actually read it, because it was all Latin back then. Right? I was listening to a- So, they really thought that person was giving the word out.”

“Unclean. God damn it. What is this one, Jeremy? Is that a circumcision story? Yeah. Bible's most cryptic and unsettling scenes. On the journey back to Egypt, God confronts Moses, sought to put him to death. Moses' wife, Zipporah, immediately circumcises their son with a flint, touches his feet with a foreskin, calls Moses a bridegroom of blood, and the threat ends.”

“I bet it's a lady. I bet there's a lot of ladies that are into this. I'm going to say 22. Wow. I wonder if I have to read Cum for Bigfoot 13 to get Cum for Bigfoot 14. Yeah, there's going to be so many unanswered questions. You don't want to just skip books. You'll be baffled. Like, how did we get here?”

“Oh, my God. Oh, she wrote a bunch of other books. 16 Moan for Bigfoot. Moan for Bigfoot. But what's the difference between Cum for Bigfoot and Moan for Bigfoot? The German translation. Oh, for Bigfoot. Wait a minute. Did this start out in Germany?”

“In do so, they pulled less offensive e-books like Cum for Bigfoot. Wade changed the title to Moan for Bigfoot and is eventually allowed to sell again. Oh, thank God they were there to protect us.”

“So they sold children's books and then they also sold Cum for Bigfoot. Is that the problem? But I'm not even getting into it. I don't know if there's like a weird line that was getting crossed. Well, here it says the controversy involved more than W.H.”

“It must say some version of two. I don't think so. Let's ask perplexity. Yes. And perplexity ask in specifically the New Testament in the New Testament. Does it ever say you can't have sex? Well, that's why the Old Testament, the Old Testament, you don't fuck. Well, the Old Testament tells you you can.”

“God killed him. Yeah. God killed him because he pulled out. Mm hmm. New Testament does not contain a single sentence phrased exactly do not have sex before marriage. But the mainstream Christian reading is that it teaches sexual intercourse belongs within marriage and treat sex outside the covenant as sexual immorality.”

“And you're like, whoa. It's fucked. It's like real fuck. Gov. Like, how about Twilight? Okay. He's pretending he's a high school kid. He's a total pervert. He's 100 years old.”

“Is that what it was? Yeah, like how abusive too? Because like what you described, Twilight's an abuse-themed book. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a 17-year-old girl and 180-year-old man or whatever. How old was the guy supposed to be in Twilight?”

“One of my favorite authors right now is a guy named Kwan Mills. Have you seen this guy? It might be just purely AI, but Booty Call of Cthulhu. Okay. What? The Booty Call of Cthulhu. That's hilarious.”

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“That's a book. Goblins Love Ass. The Eighth Man Cometh. Fertilized in Space. Oh, Jesus Christ. Implant. Oh, like, properly classified as implantation bondage pregnancy erotica. So implantation, like alien implantation.”