James Sexton, Matt McCusker & Rick Glassman - Mostly Wise #4 - #1156

“What's Japanese toilet? The ones that have the buttons and it does the water. It's like a Cadillac bidet. Gosh, like with a hair dryer. Yeah, like warm water. Warm bidet water is too, it's almost too much for me. Well, this is this is like, it's just, it feels so good.”

“Is this a sex water? When you sit down on it, it's always warm. Just any bidet, any warm water bidet hits you and you're like, once you have it, though, you're just crap. You break it on regular toilets. You're like, what? I'm like, that's what I'm saying. Cold water. Killed it. Yeah. That's why, like, it's like flying first class.”

“Game changer. Think about the rectal kink. That'd be a real rectal kink. I'd have a real rectal kink when that's, you know, I use my bidet to clean up my asshole, but I don't run away from the feeling of pleasure and think, like, I'll fill up my ass.”

“I'm just excited. Outside of the table over there, you guys want to get high? I brought edibles. Brought edibles. Yeah, we're going to be going on for a long time. have sworn off of edibles.”

“I had, I had an edible experience. I'm good right now. I had a loser. It'll kick in by the time we're done. No, no, no. I had a hellish edible experience. I was always like a classic stoner. I had a terrible, terrible edible experience. I had a 10 gram. It said it was 10 grams or milligrams.”

“I thought my dick would shrink with age, but unfortunately, we're stuck with this disease. So you have to unroll this thing. The edible's kicking in. And now he's like, I'm trying. There's so many times I want to interrupt already. You should keep a log and now you can just unload them all. Go on.”

“It's fine. Get silly. I have like Adderall and Xanax, and I could bring all that. Yeah, we really just make this a whole grab bag. Yeah, precise dosing is impressive. Thank you. I like to do five milligrams. I have, I'm on a little bit of a time-released magic mind at the moment. So when it's with caffeine, I don't want too much weed.”

“So we had our first son. They had to put her on a drug called heparin or fragmin, which is a, it basically makes you a chemically induced hemophiliac. And it was kind of dangerous for her because she was like a chemically induced hemophiliac, but it prevented the blood clots.”

“Yeah. That's why, like, it's like flying first class. If you don't let you do it, you're like, why did I do this? If you add a squatty potty to that Japanese toilet, oh, that'd be crazy. Game changer. Think about the rectal kink. That'd be a real rectal kink. I'd have a real rectal kink when that's, you know, I use my bidet to clean up my asshole, but I don't”

“It's fine. Get silly. I have like Adderall and Xanax, and I could bring all that. Yeah, we really just make this a whole grab bag. Yeah, precise dosing is impressive. Thank you. I like to do five milligrams. I have, I'm on a little bit of a time-released magic mind at the moment. So when it's with caffeine, I don't want too much weed.”