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“No. David Grush. David Grush. Well, put in to your handy-dandy iPad or whatever it is, David Grush, G-R-U-S-C-H, and J-R-E, Joe Rogan experience.”

“So we ended up agreeing on 4.2 billion. He takes an iPad, he writes it all down. This is all in that same car, right? He writes it all down. He signs his name and he hands me the pen to sign mine. I look at it.”

“But let's do the first thing. Okay, so wait, let's define it. No screens, which includes your computer, your iPad, your... Watch, whatever. That watch, good, I like it. Does your car have like a big screen? Because some of the cars are like big iPads. I won't be in my car because I'll be in Europe in September. So we're done. Okay, great.”

“take their phones away and they cling to their ipads like you know like my new bulldog strummer clings to a chew toy you know it's like you take it away from them but like they hate you for it so i said view daylight because you can't always see the sun but even if it's overcast just get out for”

“Like that's not how I live my life. I like wake up, you know, as my child's like hitting me in the head, asking for his iPad code and me being like, you, I took iPads away, you know, and I'm like trying to get coffee and my kids out the door. Like I don't have time for that stuff because what I do know is I listen to culture.”

“They knew her emotive patterns. They knew a bit about how she moved her body as well. And she now speaks through an iPad next to her frozen real face, but she can interact with the world and it can interact with her in a completely different level of depth than if it were just a microphone, this sort of Stephen Hawking thing.”

“Some people say those emails were like a journal he was keeping. Why would you keep emailing them? He wrote on an iPad all the time, apparently. That's why the typos were so bad, and he just liked email. I mean, imagine, that's your journal, but why would you do that? Why would you make up a story about a guy having STDs?”

“we are just a bunch of chemicals in a Petri dish somewhere that are creating a subjective experience? And that subjective experience manifests as a universe that I can see, this iPad that I can touch, but actually we are just a chemical reaction in a Petri dish that some aliens are doing.”

“to Cabo. Am I on punishment or we going to Cabo? You don't get your iPad for 16 hours. When we get to Cabo, you stay in your room and overlook the ocean and think about your consequences.”

“lovely lady, floral dress, slightly older lady on a flight a few months ago and she had an iPad up resting it and it was a big, big fuck-off font and she was reading some romantic-y thing and she was getting to the good stuff.”

“and I got my, when someone sits next to me and they've got an iPad, I think, oh, that's great because it's going to, or whatever, a Kindle or something, it's going to influence me to not be a degenerate. All I wanted to do was put a pair of blinkers on and focus on some brain slop stuff.”

“I think you have to start asking yourself, and I think it's important to write things down. Not type them up on an iPad. Write them down. Because let me tell you, these things right here are crippling us. They are. They're really crippling us.”

“I've tried to do it on mine. It's tough. But I did it on our two-year-old's iPad, and nothing is addictive anymore. Like she won't sit there and stare at it for more than three or four minutes anymore. Whoa. Yeah. And it's just like I didn't buy some special device or anything. You just go into accessibility and make it red. And it used to be that she would just sit there and hold the iPad. Yeah.”

“She got used to it within 15 minutes and never complained about it. And again, her iPad has never gone off of the red mode. And she doesn't get hooked into shows anymore. Whoa. She'll watch it for a few minutes and be like, okay, that's great. Put it down and then she'll go play.”