Mentioned 4 times on 1 show. Most recently heard 11/11/2026.
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“That was beer, right? That was a beer drink. No, it's like Guinness. I don't think it was an energy drink. Guinness isn't beer, is it? It isn't? No, it's called something else. Stout. Yeah, stout. Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't drinking Guinness. He'd be drinking his own.”
“I'd be done with this show. I'd have fucking 10 IPAs. They taste great, but they're heavy as shit. Well, Guinness is the heaviest, right? I love it. You can only have a few of those. They're less calories. Yeah. Guinness has lower calories than a regular beer. No, shit. Yeah. Surprising. That's crazy. I would have never guessed.”
“Can you order it cold if you want? No, what are they going to put on ice? You can ask for ice. No, but the beer is cold there. Guinness is cold. Timothy Taylor's cold. What is Timothy Taylor's? It's like a local. England doesn't have good local beers. They're not great. Really? Oh, they're never. Oh, that shit in the apartment. You can't either. All of their shit is like arrested at the airport.”
“Ireland kills a bit of shit. Belgian beer. They don't have locals unless it's like at your pub. Call me crazy, but everybody goes the Guinness over there. It's so different. I didn't notice it. It felt very similar. How could it be different? That's what they say. It's different here. We got better pipes and barrels.”