#2539 - Protect Our Parks 17

“Do everything we can. Back when they didn't have phones, they figured out a lot of things. So you're off the nicotine. I think it might start. Yeah. You got a pouch. You got one on you? Yeah. You're going to buzz out. I've never done a pouch. You're going to buzz. I'll light you up, dude. I don't mind a buzzer. You're going to light you up.”

“I'm going to try at least. Because yesterday on the podcast, I had a bunch, and then at night I had a bunch, and I was like, this is too much nicotine. You should try sleeping pills. That's what I do. Fuck that. She's got to stop at 7 or 8. Always can sleep. That's the thing. I never have a problem sleeping. I had to sleep on a pile of rocks. Yeah, you do espresso before bed.”

“You guys want to block the whole page. Yeah, like, you make me press that X, you savage. Fuck yeah. Oh, this nicotine's a bad idea. Terrible, right? I'm like, uncomfortable. That's me last night at two in the morning. That sucks. I knew it's good. You can't relax. It was so strong.”

“I had two beers and part of a soldier meeting instead of a glass. That fucking nicotine knocked me down for a minute. You just said the C on that one. Huh? You said the C on that one instead of the G. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cut that. I was in the green room of a place once, the office rather, a place once, and we were getting paid.”

“I could also go home and sleep. Boys, let's go. Come on. Push it. We're definitely tough winter. I had like two hours sleep last night because I ate like 50 fucking nicotine pouches. I was lying in bed. I couldn't sleep. That's why I'd say, let's just drink here for another hour. You're not like anyone else. What do you mean? What way? You recover in a way that seems suspect.”

“She landed. You returned your phone. And I was like, a thousand Photoshops. That's the thing that bothered me about those goddamn nicotine pouches. I can always sleep. I can always sleep. And last night I was like, I can't fucking sleep. And I'm like, I had 20 nicotine pouches.”

“Or 3rd. 3rd or 4th is the move. I don't know if I still have it in me, boys. What are you talking about? I don't even know if I can bong a beer these days. America. You got it. Buzz memory. Kick in. What changed? I'm just gay now. Do it for America. Fuck England. America. Fuck yeah.”

“Or is he having a heart attack? Ever since he moved to UK, he became a pussy. He wants warm beer. Yeah. They drink warm beer like that. Warm beer on a hot day? Oh, it goes down terrible. I bought some peas for breakfast. Do they really have warm beer over there? Is that really? Timothy Taylors, bro.”

“Two beers. How dare you? This is my second one. At a beer. Oh my God, you had two cups? I had two beers and part of a soldier meeting instead of a glass. That fucking nicotine knocked me down for a minute. You just said the C on that one. Huh? You said the C on that one instead of the G.”

“Dude, I am fucked up. Let's get one more beer. I am. I'm going to bar. Do we get dinner? What do you guys want to do? Let's fucking go. Go to the club? What's the story? Doing both of those things. Food. Then we'll go with De Rosa.”

“I got to pee again. Have you not gone yet? Not yet. He's had three drinks. I'll see you now. He's on his third. Amazing. Hey, beer bong, couple other beers, whiskey. I'm blown out. This is your second whiskey.”

“I'm not having a great time. Why don't you take ivermectin? How's the blood clear? Yeah. I'm in. It's an anti-parasitical. Hey, can I tell you this? When I went, when I got whatever, COVID for the first time, I contacted somebody.”

“Monoclonal antibodies. And then I was like, I called somebody. I was like, hey, they're like, you should take ivermectin. And I was like, I already have some. They're like, okay, it comes in fours or eights. And I was like, well, I have sixes. And I was like, they're like, where'd you get six milligrams? And I was like, my friend.”

“And I was like, yeah. I had boxes of it. I bought it from India. I literally bought like a case of ivermectin. You could have one for two nickels. Dude, I still have it. Yeah. You still have boxes of ivermectin. You're like my parents with flour. I was there during COVID and I was like, you guys get all these flours?”

“I was right. There's studies on it now. I was right. Wait, would ivermectin clear my parasite? 100%. That's what it's for. Now it's from India. It's an anti-parasitical. I mean, I don't know if it's the one to clear up whatever the fuck you have. What you should get is checked out by a doctor.”

“I'd be done with this show. I'd have fucking 10 IPAs. They taste great, but they're heavy as shit. Well, Guinness is the heaviest, right? I love it. You can only have a few of those. They're less calories. Yeah. Guinness has lower calories than a regular beer. No, shit. Yeah. Surprising. That's crazy. I would have never guessed.”

“Can you order it cold if you want? No, what are they going to put on ice? You can ask for ice. No, but the beer is cold there. Guinness is cold. Timothy Taylor's cold. What is Timothy Taylor's? It's like a local. England doesn't have good local beers. They're not great. Really? Oh, they're never. Oh, that shit in the apartment. You can't either. All of their shit is like arrested at the airport.”

“Ireland kills a bit of shit. Belgian beer. They don't have locals unless it's like at your pub. Call me crazy, but everybody goes the Guinness over there. It's so different. I didn't notice it. It felt very similar. How could it be different? That's what they say. It's different here. We got better pipes and barrels.”

“I don't remember that one. We were walking around because we were high. Oh, sorry. We were high as fuck. We took some edibles. Only you're going to the Playboy Mansion. You're like, let's see these cranes. They had cool birds, man. There was cool birds. Five acres. Five acres in that area is worth a lot of money.”

“No, we didn't see any tits. No, we just saw the fights. We just went to watch the fights. We went to eat edibles and watched the fights. Joe Rogan was like, he was once on a show news radio. Yeah. I think that was the Fear Factor days. Maybe early. I think it was like year one or two of Fear Factor.”

“These are the wildest Indians ever in this spot. Oh, really? Sure, Comanche. There's a great book. You want to read a great book? Empire of the Summer Moon. Fucking insane book. You made the movie, right? It's the best. No, that was that other one. What was that one, Jamie? Hostiles had a little bit of it.”

“That has nothing to do with the Comanche. Right, right. It was a confusion. So Empire of the Summer Moon is all about the Comanche and about how they controlled Texas and Oklahoma. It was impossible to pass. So this is how fucked up the people were back then.”

“He was so good. He really did. He called in a medical staff? Yeah, it was like rubbed hot sauce all over his face. He's chugging milk. It was great. I was crushing the milk. Milk helps. And it wasn't. That's when he was like, He was. You drink a lot of milk. You should really get raw milk with all the creams in it.”

“They don't take kids and just jab them up filled with aluminum and fucking mercury. Milk is also a thing for autism, yeah. What? Yeah. And it might be the non-raw milk because no one drinks raw milk. I think the issue with milk is it does cause. Yeah, the ones that the children that they found that have autism are the ones that were adopted.”

“I love it. You can only have a few of those. They're less calories. Yeah. Guinness has lower calories than a regular beer. No, shit. Yeah. Surprising. That's crazy. I would have never guessed. Yeah. No, they rule. Second only to Bud Light. I would have thought it was like super.”

“Shout out to him. Shout out to BP. Didn't even know he was sick. Yo, you're going to bong a Voodoo Ranger? Oh, man. That's like gravy. It's like chugging gravy. That's hard. Chugging. Yeah, play this for Joe's birthday.”

“Did other people AZT in the 1980s when they had AIDS? AZT was a chemotherapy medication that they discontinued because it was killing people quicker than cancer. But it had already passed through all the FDA bullshit, right? So it had already been a used drug.”

“They have the fucking Spanish beer. Ireland kills a bit of shit. Belgian beer. They don't have locals unless it's like at your pub. Call me crazy, but everybody goes the Guinness over there. It's so different. I didn't notice it. It felt very similar. How could it be different? That's what they say.”

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“Nuclear war scenario. Her news, which was the scariest book I've ever read. The new one is on biological war. It's bad. It's a bummer. It's fucking scary. It's like how easy it would be to ruin everything. Yeah. Yeah. And how we're doing it. Everyone can die. Russia did it.”

“It's the worst book of all time. I can't do it. That's worse than Annie Jacobson. It's the worst book of all. It's called Bloodlands. It's about the Eastern Front. It's the worst. Against the Nazis? It's the Nazis and the Soviets. And what happened to like Belarus and Ukraine and oof madon.”

“I was in Italy and I ate so much that I almost died. It's better over there. You can eat bread in Italy. You can, but you can only eat so much. And then you push yourself. If you push yourself to the glutton. For me with pizza is like Shane with beer. I can get to a strange point where you're like, there's no way a human can really consume that much pizza.”

“How did you open your mouth up and swallow Jonah? By the way. You're a bitch for rolling cigarettes. Why? It's just guy. It pisses me off. Have one. DeRosa gave me these. I know what those are. I'm going to roll my own. Why do that when you get a filter? It's tryhard. I have a filter.”

“I always can sleep. That's the thing. I never have a problem sleeping. I have to sleep on a pile of rocks. Yeah, you do espresso before bed. Yeah, I have no problem with that. Really? It's just that the nicotine gets me. It's just too much. There's so much. Like, I read something. You should only have like three milligrams or six milligrams a day.”

“You're going to get hit. You're going to get nervous. Hiccups. Yeah. Oh, no. The nines, those like nines really give you Lucy's has a 12. Wait, what are nines? What's a nine. Nine milligrams. Nine milligrams. These are six. These are all right. All right. But six is a lot. I like that. .”

“Two days. Yeah. Today. You're shooting migrants? Did your arm get worn out? No. I was playing the MLB the show. I do it constantly. I'm used to doing it. Really? How's the bullseye? It's great. You stuff your kills? What's that? You stuff your kills.”

“Tom did it. Yeah. He's really good. He's good. Any watch you want. So I went with Omega. That's cool. Nice. Beautiful watch. Can I get this wet or no? Oh, yeah, 100%. All right. Yeah, definitely. No doubt about it. Okay. Which model is that? Is that a chronograph? Speedmaster. That's what I have.”

“Where do you get it? Get it at a farmer's market. The Amish, brother. Yeah. I drink raw milk. I drink a gallon of raw milk every week. You know what I like about the Amish? It's so good. The Amish is cool because they don't force it on anybody. No. They do their own bullshit. They're in the buggy. They're churning butter. They don't want each other.”

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“And then at night, I had a bunch. And I was like, this is too much nicotine. You should try sleeping pills. That's what I do. Fuck that. You're going to stop at seven or eight. I always can sleep. That's the thing. I never have a problem sleeping. I have to sleep on a pile of rocks. Yeah, you do espresso before bed. Yeah, I have no problem with that.”

“I was drinking these sodas. They had these sodas that you could buy in like liquor stores in LA that were filled with caffeine. And I would write. They were like death soda. It was like skulls on them and they were blue and they had like hot sauce on them and shit. They were crazy sodas. That's the PlayStation shit. They were really good. And I got addicted to them and I'd buy them, buy the case.”

“I know you kept it. It's the coffin of it. I know you kept it. I kept it. I love that watch. It's a little Timex 10. I think it took nine years. I would have been actually sad if you threw it out. Yeah. Yeah. You got to put it on a wall. Where'd you get that watch? I did some show in Cleveland. There's a guy named Teddy, and he has a watch show.”

“Is that really? Timothy Taylors, bro. You got a fucking Luke. Oh, you just think British does. Can you order it cold if you want? No, what are they going to put on ice? You can ask for ice. No, but the beer is cold there. Guinness is cold. Timothy Taylor's cold. What is Timothy Taylor's? It's like a local. England doesn't have good local beers. They're not great. Really? Oh, they're never.”