Mentioned 3 times on 1 show. Most recently heard 12/09/2026.
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“Dude, my neighbor used to have raccoons for pets. He had two raccoons in a cage. And remember Urkel Cereal? I don't know if you were here. It's like Family Matters, the show, Carl Winslow. Remember Urkel, the black nerd? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had his own line of cereal for a while.”
“What year was this? Back in 1991, Steve Urkel got his own cereal. Urkelos was basically strawberry and banana flavored fruit loops. Yeah. I just remember seeing Urkel cereal next to a raccoon cage and being like, damn, my neighbor's raccoons eat Urkel cereal. Well, that's pretty much. And I was like a real little boy, and I was just like, I just stored that fact away in my head.”
“I break it out anytime raccoons come up. I'm like, oh, they actually love Urkel cereal. Go see a raccoon fact. Is Urkel cereal? Yeah. I mean, imagine you're already entrapped. Your life is in a cage.”