#2555 - Ron White

“Because these definitely wouldn't be Cuban cigars. But I think Cuban cigars are legal to have. I think you're allowed to have a certain amount of them now, where it used to be there was an embargo to all trade to Cuba, and I think there's a limited amount of Cuban cigars you're allowed to possess. Let's look that up. I don't think that's right.”

“were a penny and then Cuban cigars came available and they were a nickel and I mean nobody gonna pay a nickel you know this is 120 years ago And but it turns out they did pay a nickel and they were just that much better.”

“You know, and oh, wow. I stayed at the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco, and they have a Cuban cigar outlet in that hotel. So I bought one because it was like $200.”

“What? Really? I think it's a bundle of 25. That's ridiculous. That's really cheap. That's cheap for any Cuban cigar. Fuck that. Wow. That can't be possible. No. I paid more than that for. These guys are fucking you. Probably fake. This is how you get... I bet you stumbled across fake sneakers really quickly.”

“I really wish I could get into golf. And I probably will someday. I probably will. I'll probably be forced into it. It's a lot like shooting a bow. Don't tell me that because then I can't do it. Yeah. I mean, in that you never do the exact same thing twice.”

“way or whatever. So you really have to. And the big difference is when you cock a bow or whatever you call it, that's where all the power is, right? It's already in there. It's built in. You don't have to generate it now. Right. You just aim it.”

“No, I don't. I don't really hunt with a rifle. Oh, you're just a bow guy, right? Yeah. But it's effective. They work. I've killed an elk with a copper bullet before. It does work. I shot an elk in California with a rifle.”

“No. You should probably do a light kettlebell routine. I don't know. Nothing. You could do a kettlebell, but maybe some rubber bands or something. Kettlebells are not hard, man. You don't have to be. I've seen video of you doing it. It looked like it would break me in half. Yeah, but you don't have to do that weight.”

“movement and I want my tissue to loosen up. I'll do a whole routine with a 35-pound kettlebell. Yeah, there's no doubt about it. I should do more. It would be great for your golf, though. There's a lot of things you do, like rotational twists things that would be really good for just generating force with your drive and just control of your body, just overall body control.”

“Well, these, the kettle, this might be a different time you saw me, but I don't think there's any video of me doing that. But these kettlebells, they're each 70 pounds. So I have one in each hand. And so it's 140 pounds total. And I'm walking up this hill and then I'm walking down the hill. And I do it every other day.”

“I met so many degenerates there. There's a great book about that place. It's a great book called Playing Off the Rail by this guy, David McCumber. He was Hunter S. Thompson's editor when Hunter S. Thompson was, I think he was working for a newspaper in the Pacific Northwest for a while.”

“wrote this book. It's a great book. Really, like, really accurate, honest book. Playing it off the rail. It's called Playing Off the Rail is the name of the book. And the guy Tony, who was a friend of mine, I did commentary with him on a pool match once in California back in the 90s and hung out with him a bunch of times, played pool with him.”

“place and actually you can still buy pre-embargo Cuban cigars in America so if it was rolled and brought into the country before the embargo they're legal and there's a market for them and they're expensive pre-embargo Cuban cigars because all these really well”

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“Are those available online? I'm sure they are. That's a crazy thing. Pre-embargo Cubans. You know what JFK or RF? Yeah, JFK, rather. JFK did that before he made the embargo. He bought a shitload of cigars, brought them back. You motherfucker. Yeah, and he knew what he was doing.”

“Right, that's all mine is, too. Some of the frame and, I mean, everything. Dashboard and some of that stuff. Everything else, you know, it's got an Art Morrison chassis on it and coilover springs and disc brakes. And supercharger, it's got an LS engine in it.”

“But the laws against it are just stupid. They're just fucking stupid. Speaking of felony. You can't do that on the air. Huh? I'm not. It's a cigar. Oh, okay. You can smoke that on the air. I brought you one, too. Oh, thank you. Let's go. It's actually, I can't tell you where it's from.”

“Do you know that? California, you have to have copper bullets now. In your shotgun? Yeah, and in rifles, too. Like if you shoot an elk with a rifle in California, you have to have a copper bullet. No shit. Yeah, and I think... Do you use copper bullets anyway?”

“I don't mean anything crazy. And one of the best things you could do is it's called a farmer's carry. Just get a couple dumbbells and just walk. You can walk around your property. You can walk around your street. I do like a couple hundred yards and then a couple hundred yards back. I go up a hill and then I go down a hill. The whole thing takes me like 15 minutes.”

“do, you know, I do whatever, testosterone and human growth and all that kind of stuff. So it does make my muscles stronger because I was doing things.”

“and disc brakes. And supercharger, it's got an LS engine in it. That thing is, there's nothing about that that's an old car. Oh, that's a, I got to tell you, that's, that, yours is the prettiest Corvette I've seen.”

“Yeah. I know that I lost some muscle when I was just losing weight with those Ozempic or whatever it was, and so I know I could get more, and I know that the whole secret to me getting to be 80 and still mobile is because of this leg strength.”

“He looks great. Didn't he? He looked kind of handsome. He's very handsome now. He lost a lot of weight, man. I mean, the guy, when he came to do the podcast, he ran six and a half miles on the treadmill while we're hanging out. No shit. Oh, yeah. And talking while he's running. So I'm working out.”