Raw Milk

“She always gives them two choices twice a day. But our animals also get raw milk from our cow, the yogurt that we make. They get the eggs from our chickens. We process our own meat chickens. So, you know, it's sort of a combination, but we've kind of gone off the deep end.”

“No, no, no. I got a question for Matt. Yeah. You still drinking raw milk straight from the absolutely. Yeah, dude. Absolutely. Are you against raw milk? Not at all. That was awesome. You told me about it. I was like, I got to try that. It rules. The problem is my commitment to finding this fucking milk was not as committed as yours.”

“What's the sales case for raw milk? I have, if I drink regular pasteurized milk, I get congested. I fart. I'm like lactose intolerant. If I drink raw milk, no problem. You strike me as a raw milk guy. Yeah, we get some raw milk on. It's awesome. Yeah. The only thing that sucks about it is it goes bad really quick.”

“Tuesday and Thursday, because that's when the raw milk deliveries were. It was legal in California to buy raw dairy on the shelf, but the government was always fighting it. So some days it would be gone.”

“The principles were there, but he wanted me to consume all this raw milk. And to your point, I couldn't handle raw dairy. I had to find kefir or cream because all that lactose and all it just wasn't able with a gut that was wrecked to be tolerated right at the time.”

“Where do you get it? Get it at a farmer's market. The Amish, brother. Yeah. I drink raw milk. I drink a gallon of raw milk every week. You know what I like about the Amish? It's so good. The Amish is cool because they don't force it on anybody. No. They do their own bullshit. They're in the buggy. They're churning butter. They don't want each other.”

“And that people who drink raw milk are like 860 percent more likely to get sick. But it's like versus people who drink homogenized milk.”

“I forget what it was. 13,000 a year feel bad because they drank bad milk. And out of those, how many of those were drinking raw milk? Well, it was like more likely that it was raw. So then it's still only a few thousand people. By the time you find something that actually got harmed by it, you're down to six people.”

“Instead of saying this. This is what's dangerous about raw milk. Don't drink it when it's spoiled. Don't drink it. But also that's yogurt. That's yogurt. And you should have yogurt because it's important to have good acidophilus and all the cultures, the live cultures.”

“It's probiotics. But don't drink raw milk because raw milk, you'll die. I've never heard of a fucking single person who drank raw milk. Who died? I had a joke about it in my act a long time ago. Like if milk takes you out.”

“Like, this is milk that can just sit on the shelf for months. That's crazy. If you get raw milk, I get it on a Saturday. By Wednesday or Thursday, it gets a little sketch. Oh, yeah. It starts stinking. That's the cat. So, this dude, listen to what this guy says.”